Jezebel, back from hell

I'm Ashley. 21. Massachusetts.




toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

(via spenceralthouse)


  • Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
  • Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*


yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige, via pulmonaryxarchery)


this is never going to not be funny 

(via spenceralthouse)



nicocacolaaa:

*accidentally calls bae “babe”*

(via nishii-noyaa)




Just wanna snuggle with my boy



Praying for a Sunday full of making out and being felt up


asianbearx:

So wear me like a locket
Around your throat
I’ll weigh you down
I’ll watch you choke
You look so good in blue
You look so good in blue

(Source: gumball-shogun, via dear-oregon)



So basically Zachary has a cat from hell and now I’m scared I’m gonna get mauled when I go to his place, lmao.


Wow so glad I’ve been mispronouncing your last name for the last 6 months 😅


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